• anon: you are so attention seeking!!
  • me: yes, true, correct, accurate, right, absolutely, without a doubt, totally, factual, verifiable, exactly, precise, unerring, error-free, all right, of course, sure, certainly, indeed, right, yep, affirmative, agreed, roger



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dreaming-witheyesclosed:

I like how in old animation, you knew what object the characters would interact with. Because they were significantly less detailed than the stationary objects around them.

dreaming-witheyesclosed:

I like how in old animation, you knew what object the characters would interact with. Because they were significantly less detailed than the stationary objects around them.

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anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

(via smile-laugh-love-enjoy)




If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

image

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endless-days-in-summer:

aloha-kiddo:


beachy-mermaids



☀️love tropics✌️xo



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endless-days-in-summer:

aloha-kiddo:

beachy-mermaids

☀️love tropics✌️xo

Follow here for more posts like this ☀️

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You are so hungry.

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